did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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