matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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