Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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