So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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