Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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