we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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