STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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