I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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