David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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