it wasn't lemon gatorade
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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