I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
