I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I understand Curling. That high.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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