i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
