I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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