I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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