Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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