doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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