Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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