I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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