i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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