Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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