Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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