Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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