You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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