Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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