This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
