mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
