Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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