normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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