Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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