we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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