So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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