Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
what the fuck happened to the tacos
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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