If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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