I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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