im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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