His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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