I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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