Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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