TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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