Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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