Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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