If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
