hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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