bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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