sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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