dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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