yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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