Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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