Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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