I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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