i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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