summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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